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AMD JUMPED +2.25% as the market digests this chaotic feed claiming Ukraine spared Russian energy targets while simultaneously blaming Biden for oil prices and hyping a $5,000 dividend that apparently exists only in the digital ether. Meanwhile, BNO dropped -2.10% and USO fell -1.37%, ignoring the post asserting Iran’s desperation for a deal. The VIXY collapsed -1.58% as investors shrugged off the geopolitical contradictions, letting META rise +2.16% and GLD climb +0.75% in a bizarre celebration of conflicting realities where defense stocks like ITA edged down -0.14% while tech leaders claim AI dominance despite calling for regulatory oblivion.