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RUM dropped -1.66%. Truth Social erupted with eleven posts attacking CNN’s Kaitlan Collins and celebrating German populists, yet the market yawned at the drama. DJT fell -0.26%, mirroring the disdain for the self-congratulatory birthday shoutouts. While X:ETHUSD rose +0.56% and X:BTCUSD rose +0.42% in a bizarre hedge against reality, SPY edged down -0.06%, signaling zero confidence in the narrative. The VIXY edged up +0.04%, barely trembling as investors ignored the media-bashing to watch their portfolios bleed quietly.