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USO rose +0.38% as Truth Social posts about disaster relief and political endorsements sparked a bizarre market reaction where oil climbed while gold edged down -0.15%. The digital frenzy over federal funding for Iowa, Kentucky, and Texas failed to move SPY beyond a mere +0.01%, proving the crowd’s appetite for chaos is far greater than their wallet’s willingness to pay attention. DJT edged up +0.11% in this surreal economy where political tantrums are treated as harmless background noise rather than market-moving events.