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IWM plummeted -0.84%, a catastrophic drop ranking in the 93rd percentile of its historical drops, proving that Kharg Island’s alleged destruction has absolutely no traction with capital markets. While DJT surged +1.25% on Truth Social, SPY fell -0.55% and VIXY edged up +0.03%, signaling that investors are laughing at the geopolitical theater while quietly shorting it. The market is essentially shrugging off nuclear rumors to focus on earnings guidance. Volatility spiked slightly, but the broader sentiment remains aggressively apathetic to military strikes.