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GOOGL dropped -2.25%, plunging in the 92nd percentile as Truth Social’s latest deluge hits the ledger with surgical cruelty. While posts attack Canada’s trade deficit and New York’s crime policy, the market votes with its wallet: DJT jumped +2.17%, but tech bleeds out with AAPL down -1.99% and AMZN shedding -1.80%. ITA tumbles -2.19%, proving that while your feed stays hot, your portfolio freezes. VIXY dips -1.16%, because panic is just another asset class now. We report the chaos; you pay the premium for the privilege of being right about everything and losing money on all of it.