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GOOGL dropped -2.36%, crashing harder than a Truth Social post about Lake America survived the map edit. Google Maps renamed it for US phones, and the market didn’t even blink at the geopolitical absurdity before dumping tech stocks like hot potatoes. GOOGL fell, AMZN dropped, AAPL edged down—all fleeing the narrative chaos while DJT rose +0.99% on pure ego alone. You’d think renaming a Great Lake would tank the dollar, but VIXY fell -0.79%. The only thing spiking is your blood pressure watching tech get punished for changing a lake’s name while Trump claims he’s the greatest jobs president ever. Make maps great again? Sure, if you can’t make the stock price stay up.