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X:ETHUSD dropped -2.61%. Crypto markets are hemorrhaging while the Truth Social ticker spins wilder than a Kardashian’s diet plan. We have posts claiming prescription drugs fell five months in a row, which sounds like magic until you check GLD also dropped -1.70%. Is this economic genius or just another sculptural disaster? DJT slid 1.85% as investors realize “foolproof” national security plans usually just result in more scaffolding on the White House. The VIXY rose 0.43%, because apparently, panic is the only metric that matters when you’re arguing with a golden winged horse.