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NVDA rose +0.54%. That is the only number that matters right now, folks. While the former president spends ten minutes screaming at a runoff in South Carolina about voters pretending he’s on a ballot where he isn’t, the market shrugs. DJT shares ticked up a meager +0.32%, barely registering above the noise of his own chaotic feed. Gold slipped, crypto stumbled, and VIXY remained flat because nobody is actually scared. The algorithm doesn’t care about birthright citizenship debates or secret manufactory pushes in Pennsylvania. It only cares that NVIDIA went up half a percent. You are watching your portfolio ignore you while Trump ignores reality. Stay tuned for more irrelevance.