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ITA plummeted 1.37 percent in a historic flash crash while the market ignored Iran’s starvation warnings! Truth Social erupted with six empty link dumps and a headline screaming “Midterm Meltdown,” yet DJT defied gravity, leaping 1.28 percent on pure hype! QQQ tumbled 1.15 percent as tech bled out, but Bitcoin merely edged up 0.21 percent? The VIX stayed flat at zero, proving panic is dead and absurdity reigns supreme.