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RUM surged +5.03%, proving the market isn’t just buying the lies, it’s shorting reality while we watch a sixty-post firehose of construction foremen metaphors and judicial overreach claims. DJT jumped +2.92%, GEO leaped +1.55%, and FOXA dropped -1.07% as investors collectively shrugged at the noise. You’re screaming about court-packing; the ticker is just whispering “buy defense, sell news.” We are watching a geopolitical thriller where the stock prices don’t care who’s right, only what’s priced in.