TRANSCRIPT
DJT surged +4.86%. The market didn’t just shrug; it sprinted after five posts claiming victory, pausing tariffs, and winning Senate races. DJT jumped at the open +1.50%, proving the voters love a good win narrative more than economic stability. GLD surged +3.81%, jumping at the open +2.85%, because nothing says peace like hoarding gold while ignoring the S&P’s modest +0.60% rise. VIXY dropped -2.80%, reflecting pure, unadulterated delusion that this isn’t a trade war waiting to happen. FXI jumped +2.01%, as China seemingly cheered our chaos. We are trading on vibes, not fundamentals.