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DJT was flat +0.00%. That is the number. While the former president fired off thirty-three Truth Social posts praising politicians in Alaska, Wyoming, and Florida, the market responded with the seismic enthusiasm of a damp sponge. DJT didn’t budge. The SPY edged up just +0.03%, proving that even a wall of text defending voter ID laws and criticizing Indian election standards cannot generate enough momentum to move the S&P 500 by more than a fraction of a percent. GLD rose +0.29% as investors likely bought gold to cushion the blow of reading about "MAGA" Megan Degenfelder, while X:BTCUSD edged up +0.09%, perhaps because crypto traders are the only ones who find this entire spectacle mildly entertaining.