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DJT plunged -6.68%, a 98th percentile collapse that defies every law of physics and political economy simultaneously. While Donald Trump posts fourteen images declaring victory for allies like Rhett Marques, Jerry Carl, and Bryan Steil, the market is screaming in terror. DJT crashed at the open while QQQ jumped +0.61% and SPY edged up +0.12%, proving that voters want policy but investors want anything but him. VIXY dropped -1.57% as small caps rose +0.32%. The verdict is clear: endorse who you want, but the stock ticker has already endorsed the exit strategy.