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DJT plunged -8.11% (99th percentile). Hillary Clinton claims Trump’s Gaza plan is the only option, yet Gary Player at Trump Turnberry suggests golf. The market didn't shrug; it actively fled. DJT tanks as algorithms struggle to process MAGA’s gravitational pull while Margo Kessler weeps. Is this digital confetti worth less than zero? VIXY dropped -1.25%, proving the bulls are stunned into submission. You can taste the winning in these spreadsheets, even as SPY edged up +0.13%. The chaos is real, but so is the plunge.