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FOXA JUMPED +2.16% as the market digests eleven posts declaring a Tennessee bridge and permanent daylight saving time while ignoring the actual policy. The ticker says "jumped," so we are jumping, but not because of infrastructure. We are jumping because Donald Trump posted about steel for a white house droneport that doesn't exist yet. FOXA surged 2.16 percent in the 96th percentile of excitement, likely because investors hope he buys stock to build it himself. Meanwhile, VIXY fell 0.97 percent as fear vanished into the void of "some number" endorsement charts. ITA dropped 0.47 percent, confirming that industrial stocks are tired of hearing about manufacturing from a guy who writes in all caps. DJT slid 0.07 percent, proving that even his own ticker isn't interested in the fine print of the Coast Guard birthday greeting. The market didn't care about the book foreword; it cared that the house is getting bigger than the economy.