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Breaking news on the front page of reality versus the back burner of Truth Social! In a frantic twenty-five-minute window, three posts hit your feed claiming Arizona was "completely swept" by MAGA candidates while simultaneously threatening total war if Iran touches a single ship in the Strait of Hormuz. It is either a masterclass in global strategy or a fever dream about Dover Air Force Base; you decide! But look at what Wall Street actually bought into: ITA surged one point five one percent to hit that ninety-eighth percentile, while QQQ climbed zero point seven-one percent near the ninetieth. Even DJT stock nudged up zero point six-six percent despite sitting right in the middle of the pack. The VIXY dropped half a percentage as investors seemingly ignored the "complete sweep" narrative and the looming missile threat to trade on pure chaos, proving once again that when reality conflicts with all-caps posts, the market just shrugs and buys defense stocks anyway!